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2002-2011
the matthew show
the matthew show
Lyrics
Me
and Me & You
(©
2006 the matthew show)
I just drank
a beer, I don’t know why
I just drank three more, I don’t know why
Then you came down, we fooled around, and now I’m clean &
dry
It’s the difference between me and me & you
I ate a box
of Krispy Kremes today
Shouted at myself to go away
Then you came back and I relaxed and now I’m all okay
It’s the difference between me and me & you
CHORUS:
Why do you leave me alone with myself
The last place I ever want to be
‘Cause the difference between the wrong thing and the right thing
to do
Is the difference between me and me & you
I had sex
with Tina Fey today
Then the TV stopped and made it go away
Then you came in, my favorite sin, and I knew what to do
It’s the difference between me and me & you
Maybe I should
kill myself today
It’s the only thing to make me go away
But I find that it’s too much of a cruel a thing to do
Not so much to me, but more to me & you
(CHORUS)
